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Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
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Originally posted by Sir
Pictures.
Does anyone have links to the pictures?
09/06/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Sir
HAHAH!!!

"Like being brutally bludgeoned, only hotter!"

Wait, am I the only one who laughed at that?
LMAO!

Nope, that made my day. Kids are wondering why I am still giggling.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
How about folks submitting scary stories that include toys? Like "The jelly dildo that ate the dog" or "How the Eleven saved me from the zombies."
nah, the eleven wouldnt kill zombies very well, need something sharp or thin to cut off the head
09/06/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
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Originally posted by Ivy Wilde
Does anyone have links to the pictures?
Never mind.
09/06/2011
Contributor: whiskers22 whiskers22
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Originally posted by Ivy Wilde
or the Web Restraint system.
the restraint system looks cool
09/06/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
How about folks submitting scary stories that include toys? Like "The jelly dildo that ate the dog" or "How the Eleven saved me from the zombies."
Ahaha, that's great!
09/06/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Wondermom
nah, the eleven wouldnt kill zombies very well, need something sharp or thin to cut off the head
Oh I don't know, it would knock some brains out. It does a wonderful job at tenderizing.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
Let's also make the Tentacle and Jellyfish prizes? Those are fun and Halloween-like.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Oh I don't know, it would knock some brains out. It does a wonderful job at tenderizing.
you could cover them in flammable lube and set them on fire
09/06/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Oh I don't know, it would knock some brains out. It does a wonderful job at tenderizing.
I think that it would do a wonderful job, I agree. You could probably smack someone's head clear off with it.
09/06/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
For a prize idea, the lube sample kit from Wet would make a good goody bag.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Nothere Nothere
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
For a prize idea, the lube sample kit from Wet would make a good goody bag.
agreed!
09/06/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Sir
I think that it would do a wonderful job, I agree. You could probably smack someone's head clear off with it.
Batter up! lol
09/06/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
For a prize idea, the lube sample kit from Wet would make a good goody bag.
very true!
09/06/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Wondermom
you could cover them in flammable lube and set them on fire
One problem, the only flammable lube I have found is my favorite. Shame to waste it, ya know?
09/06/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
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Originally posted by Sir
Let's also make the Tentacle and Jellyfish prizes? Those are fun and Halloween-like.
That Jellyfish is creepy!
09/06/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
One problem, the only flammable lube I have found is my favorite. Shame to waste it, ya know?
very true, I saw on the twitter feed that you found silicone that doesnt burn! woot!
09/06/2011
Contributor: Nothere Nothere
what about that vampire one?
09/06/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Ivy Wilde
That Jellyfish is creepy!
Oh come on, you know you want to try it.

I do!
09/06/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Sir
Let's also make the Tentacle and Jellyfish prizes? Those are fun and Halloween-like.
I like that idea.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
If only EF carried whipspider's Ghost dildo link
09/06/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by Nothere
what about that vampire one?
the vamp? the evil sparkly robert patterson inspired one that I am ashemed to say I want so bad
09/06/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Oh come on, you know you want to try it.

I do!
Oh yes! It is creepy cool. I would love to try it!
09/06/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Nothere
what about that vampire one?
The Vamp? Good call.

There's the Succu Dry Fleshlight too.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
The Vamp? Good call.

There's the Succu Dry Fleshlight too.
OMG! you are right, i love the look of that one
09/06/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
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Originally posted by Jul!a
I like that idea.
Cool!

And I like the Jellyfish. I've got a buddy who loves tentacle rape and that sort of thing, one of his biggest fetishes.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
Isn't there some vampire porn? I know there is vampire erotica.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
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Originally posted by Ivy Wilde
Isn't there some vampire porn? I know there is vampire erotica.
I think so, there's also some Dracula parodies, I believe?
09/06/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Wondermom
the vamp? the evil sparkly robert patterson inspired one that I am ashemed to say I want so bad
Ooooh, I'm torn on that one. On the one hand, I do love me some sparkly vampires. On the other, I'm not that huge on dildos lol.
09/06/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Sir
Cool!

And I like the Jellyfish. I've got a buddy who loves tentacle rape and that sort of thing, one of his biggest fetishes.
I've definitely been interested in the dildos themselves, although the tentacle rape was never quite my cup of tea lol
09/06/2011