#EdenDIY - Club Meeting: Ejaculating Dildo. August 21st, 3pm EST.

Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
But TTT, what if I have a curved dildo, how do I drill the hole?” Well, I thought about that too so no fear. This is also pretty easy to do but it will take a few more items. What you need is something to hold the dildo straight right? You could try to use your hand but that is just not safe. What I did was use a toilet paper roll. I just cut down one side of it.



Then I just placed the dildo (The Curve by Tantus) inside it and closed the roll around it tightly. I wrapped it with masking tape to hold it tight.



Pretty easy, eh? You will want to keep it this way until you have the tubing pulled through to make it easier.
Next up, I’ll show you how to add a bullet hole to a dildo.




Trivia:

The semen from a single ejaculation may contain between 40 million and 600 million sperm, depending on the volume of the ejaculate and the length of time since the last ejaculation.
Mens Health
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Melan!e
That's not the first time I've seen that actually..
When you guys see stuff, please submit a support ticket. I mean I'm in 18 places at once and all of that, but I can't catch them all.
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
But TTT, what if I have a curved dildo, how do I drill the hole?” Well, I thought about that too so no fear. This is also pretty easy to do but it will take a few more items. What you need is something to hold the dildo straight right? You could try ... more
OHHHH a PEE PEE SPLINT!!!!
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
But TTT, what if I have a curved dildo, how do I drill the hole?” Well, I thought about that too so no fear. This is also pretty easy to do but it will take a few more items. What you need is something to hold the dildo straight right? You could try ... more
wow that's a lot of sperm!!

Excellent idea for making it straight!
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by travelnurse
OHHHH a PEE PEE SPLINT!!!!
Leave it to the nurse...
08/21/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
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Originally posted by Ansley
When you guys see stuff, please submit a support ticket. I mean I'm in 18 places at once and all of that, but I can't catch them all.
I didn't know it was a glitch at the time. I'll know now for next time and do just that!
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Drilling the hole for a bullet is done pretty much the same way, although we are using a bigger drill bit to accommodate the bigger bullet. As such, a bit more care will be needed; using the toilet paper roll here will certainly help protect you. Below is a picture showing my dildo (Tantus Acute), bullet of choice and the drill bit.



You will notice that this is not a standard drill bit, eh? This is a specialty bit designed for boring holes in wood but the design makes it great for drilling in silicone. Here you can see a close up of the tip-



The yellow lines show the three cutting edges on the one side, most bits only have one edge. The screw like point draws it into the material so less force is needed.



Trivia:

Varel International, recently completed a massive 44” steel-toothed roller cone bit for the oil and gas industry. The bit, which weighs in at more than 6,000 pounds and is more than 22 percent larger in diameter than any previous roller cone bit, was requested specifically by Saudi Aramco, an integrated global petroleum company in the Middle East. From what I can find, this is largest drill bit used today.
Businesswire
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Melan!e
I didn't know it was a glitch at the time. I'll know now for next time and do just that!
I suppose that's a good point. Just if it looks wonky, take a chance and submit a support ticket. It goes directly to the developers and all that. You aren't hurting anyone by opening a ticket.

/shuts up
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Before we drill the hole we need to think about how deep it needs to be and the angle of the hole. The Acute has some of its angle off the base, so if I drilled the hole straight into the base it would come out the side of the toy. So I needed to drill the hole at an angle.



Notice too that the drill bit will be pretty close to the edge of the toy; not only will this make the dildo thinner in this area it also means the drill bit will be awfully close to your hand while drilling the hole. Use the toilet paper roll and go slow here.

Measure how deep you want the hole and mark the drill bit with a Sharpie so you know how deep to go.



Trivia:

The world's smallest drill bits are as small as 22 microns in diameter, or 0.022 millimeters. Human hairs range from 50 to 80 microns wide.
ChaCha
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Before we drill the hole we need to think about how deep it needs to be and the angle of the hole. The Acute has some of its angle off the base, so if I drilled the hole straight into the base it would come out the side of the toy. So I needed to ... more
Wow that's tiny!
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
The drill bit will want suck itself in pretty fast while drilling; you will have to actually hold the drill back during this process rather than push. Once you have drilled deep enough work the bit in and out to ream out the hole. Here you can see all the silicone shavings from the hole.



Clean out the hole with water (Or an air compressor if you have one) and wash it good. You are now ready to insert your bullet. You will find the fit to be pretty tight so a dab of lube or some cornstarch will help to get it out later. Since the silicone of the Acute is pretty soft I can squeeze the bullet out pretty easy so not much lube is needed. Also, if you can squeeze the dildo before inserting the bullet it will create a bit of suction to hold it in. If not you will need to hold the bullet in and squeeze the toy to get the air out, otherwise it will just slide back out from the pressure.

Here you can see my bullet in the Acute. You could drill the hole deeper if say you wanted to wear it in a harness.




This one shows one of my favorite vibes inserted. This vibe is quite a bit longer so I drilled the hole deeper.



As a bonus to this set up, it made the Acute stiffer having the vibe inside which makes feeling the texture better and allowing more pressure to be applied.



Trivia:

From what I can find this is a picture of the world’s smallest drill:


Not much info is given about it, just that a Flickr user created it and that it is powered by a button cell battery.
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
The drill bit will want suck itself in pretty fast while drilling; you will have to actually hold the drill back during this process rather than push. Once you have drilled deep enough work the bit in and out to ream out the hole. Here you can see ... more
Awesome! That drill is too cute! Looks like something my kids would use with their dolls!
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
The drill bit will want suck itself in pretty fast while drilling; you will have to actually hold the drill back during this process rather than push. Once you have drilled deep enough work the bit in and out to ream out the hole. Here you can see ... more
It's cute, and I'm not a cutesy person!
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
That’s pretty much it, not to hard is it? Any questions or comments before we do some trivia?
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
So Tim, how close to the edges of the Dildo did you get with the drilling for the bullet. Do you think this weakend the dido for use without the bullet.
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
That’s pretty much it, not to hard is it? Any questions or comments before we do some trivia?
If the opening of the hole is rough, could you use sandpaper for it and what type would be best?
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
If the opening of the hole is rough, could you use sandpaper for it and what type would be best?
good question!
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
If the opening of the hole is rough, could you use sandpaper for it and what type would be best?
I was just about to ask that!
08/21/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
How many of your Dildo's did you modify?
08/21/2012
Contributor: Jordan B Jordan B
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Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
If the opening of the hole is rough, could you use sandpaper for it and what type would be best?
I'd just use a scalpel as Tim mentioned earlier
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by travelnurse
So Tim, how close to the edges of the Dildo did you get with the drilling for the bullet. Do you think this weakend the dido for use without the bullet.
With the Acute, yes it did. The silicone is pretty soft to begin with so it just made it that much softer. Using a harder silicone would be better if that is a concern. You could also just make a plug of sorts if you wanted, maybe a wood dowel would work good.
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
If the opening of the hole is rough, could you use sandpaper for it and what type would be best?
A sharp razor blade will work the best (Not everyone can get a scalpel), sand paper may work but chances are you will rough up more than just the hole.
08/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
A sharp razor blade will work the best (Not everyone can get a scalpel), sand paper may work but chances are you will rough up more than just the hole.
Thank you!
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
A sharp razor blade will work the best (Not everyone can get a scalpel), sand paper may work but chances are you will rough up more than just the hole.
Do you think an X-acto blade would work?
08/21/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
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Originally posted by Ansley
Do you think an X-acto blade would work?
I dont see why not. And everyone can get one of those!
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by travelnurse
How many of your Dildo's did you modify?
So far, just the two. I am tossing around adding the tubing to my VixSkin Randy and a vibe to my O2 Cush. I think with the Cush I will want a curved vibe and drill the hole all the way to the top. The lack of curve is my only issue with the Cush.
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Ansley
Do you think an X-acto blade would work?
Yup, the standard X-Acto blade will actually work better than a straight blade for curves.
08/21/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Yup, the standard X-Acto blade will actually work better than a straight blade for curves.
Awesome!!
08/21/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
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Originally posted by Ansley
Awesome!!
Good thinking Stormy!
08/21/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Y'all ready for some trivia? Winners will get 1000 points added to their account
08/21/2012