Some of the top comments are fantastic too:

"Told him I was tied up at home - he canceled our date."

"Said I wanna be thrown into stocks, he buys me a beginners' guide to economics."

"told him to buy some painful and exciting toys...he came home with legos"

(that last one really got a chuckle out of me - anyone who's ever stepped on one will likely be able to share in the humor)

I seriously hope that this is a long-lasting meme, because it's one of the few newer ones that can get a hearty guffaw out of me instead of just that "blowing air through your nose" snort that I usually do for things on the internet.