The Luxe Euphoria(from here on out it will be referred to as Euphoria) by Cal Exotics is a non insertable personal massager. Euphoria is a multi function toy with the i7 technology that Cal Exotics is known for. This little massager can be used for many different things such as:clitoral stimulation,nipple stimulation,massage your partner's testicles or shaft with Euphoria You could also use it for anal stimulation on the outside of the body if you wished. Never insert this toy into any orifices of your body.

You can purchase Euphoria in three different colors:pink,blue and black. I got mine in blue, they all have the same silver middle as well to add on to the look of the toy.

With the buzzy not so powerful vibrations, this little guy would work well for those who are very sensitive to vibrations. If you are a Power Queen I would steer clear of Euphoria. Using Euphoria during intercourse might be difficult for some but I am sure it could happen. I recommend using Euphoria during foreplay or for massages on the neck or breasts.

Since Euphoria is pretty compact and not overly huge you could travel with him if you wanted to. If you choose to travel with it, I would recommend taking the batteries out in case of buttons accidentally getting pushed. If you were to pass through the airport or any other public transportation search area it would be known that this was a massager. I wouldn't really call it a "discreet" toy even though it doesn't scream "I am a sex toy!!"

When it comes to the materials that Euphoria is made up of, it boils down to three materials, below I will explain each of them in detail from touch and smell as I don't taste my toys.

Plastic
This is your everyday ordinary plastic, synthetic or semi synthetic polymerization product. Plastic is a nonporous material that is [italic|phthalate-free,latex free and hypoallergenic. Plastic is very smooth to the touch and has no scent to it. I would say that since it is a smooth non textured material that it would work great for beginners as well as advanced users. Plastic has the Safety Rating of an 8 on the Eden scale, this means that it isn't porous but it also isn't able to be sterilized either.

PU Coated Plastic is a smooth material that has no scent to it. This material is phathlate free,latex free and hypoallergenic. Since this is a smooth material it would work for beginner right up to advanced users. PU Coated Plastic has a Satefy Rating of 7 on the Eden scale meaning it could be somewhat porous an can't be sterilized.

Both types of plastic are solid hard materials with no give to them.

Silicone is a material that most of us like to have our toys made of especially myself. Here is what they have to say about Silicone, it is a nonporous material that can be sterilized. Silicone is also a material that can either be solid with little to no give to it or it can be soft an plush, the material for Euphoria has no texture an it has some give to it. Silicone is phathlate free,latex free,hypoallergenic and non porous. Silicone can be sterilized, it has a Safety Rating of a 10 on Eden's Safety Scale. There was no scent present as most true silicone items won't carry a smell. The texture of the silicone is for both beginners right up to advanced users. I did notice a little drag in the silicone as well.

Since there are two materials on the list that fall below a 10 I wouldn't really recommend sharing this toy with anyone unless you aren't worried about the fact that it can't be 100% sterilized.

Design/Shape
When it comes to the design I am not really for it or against it as there are things I like an things I don't like.
~Likes:
*I love the color I chose, I got my Euphoria in the Navy Blue color. I love how in the middle there is a silver plastic band that separates the top massager part from the bottom where the controls are.
*I like that the battery compartment is semi easy to open and to replace an close
*Uses a common battery type 2 AAA
*Since it is small it fits easily in your hands, especially if you have hands that are on the smaller side
*I believe it is ergonomic as it fits perfectly with the hand shape with no issues an you don't get cramps or anything when using it
*Controls are placed in an easy to reach area in the middle of the handle.


~Dislikes
*The duck bill or dolphin nose whichever you would like to call it doesn't stick out that far. So if you are a female that has fuller lips or a fuller vulva then most this might not work for you if your clit is deep down past your outer labia.
*The motor seems as if it is in the middle of the toy so you don't get a lot of vibrations in the nose/beak area of this. I mainly felt the buzzy vibrations in the handle.


I believe this would work for beginners as it doesn't have an intimidating look to it as well as, it is a non insertable item. It is on the smaller side of things so it could be easily stored to travel with it, just make sure to remove the batteries as it can get turned on if you accidentally hit the power button.

The Euphoria measures in at: 5 inches long with a circumference of 5 inches as well. The diameter is 1.5 inches an this tiny toy weighs all of 3.4 oz. It is a little on the discreet side in a way but I am sure if people are educated on massagers they would know exactly what this is for.

The Euphoria has a simple set of controls that are easy to use, there are only two buttons that control this toy. Euphoria like many of the other Cal Exotics toys has the i7 technology when it comes to the multi function settings this little duck offers. I will explain the patterns the best I can below. I can say there is no type of memory on the Euphoria so if for some reason you have to turn the toy off, it will not start back on the last setting.

Turning on Euphoria is pretty simple, you would push the power button once, you don't have to hold it down for any length of time for it to come on. When you push the power button you will hear a little "click" sound, as well as seeing a red light come on under the control panel. To change through the settings simply push the wavy looking button, for each time you push the button you will hear a "clicking" sound followed by feeling the pattern change. The red light stays on and steady during the whole time Euphoria is on and in use.




Patterns
1.)Slow Steady Vibrations
2.)Medium Steady Vibrations
3.)High Steady Vibrations
4.)Escalate
5.)Slow Pulsations
6.)Fast Pulsations
7.)Pulsating to Steady Vibrations

I tried all the patterns out on this which none really did anything for me, I tried using the steady high setting of vibrations in hopes it would help get me off. That was a failed attempt for me.

To turn off Euphoria simply push the power button once, this will shut off the toy. The sound of this is very discreet as it isn't all that loud at all. The vibrations, I found to be mainly in the handle under the silver dividing band. I am not one for buzzy vibrations either which is the type Euphoria has. If you use Euphoria for more then a few minutes with the placement of the vibrations you could have a numb hand. I honestly, have a numb feeling in my hand after just going through the control settings of this little boy.

Packaging says that this is waterproof since this is a monthly assignment an not a Descriptive Review, I haven't tested the waterproof feature on this toy. I am not one who uses toys in the shower so that feature isn't all that important to me.

Since you have to push and apply some pressure to the controls, it wouldn't be very easy to accidentally change the settings at all.

Caring for Euphoria is pretty simple, you can clean it a few different ways.

1.)Using an antibacterial toy cleaner then wiping it clean
2.)Mild antibacterial soap and warm water
3.)Antibacterial toy wipes

I personally use a toy cleaner such as: Classic Erotica's Before and After Toy Cleaner. I sprayed down the top part that touched my vagina an let the spray set for about a minute, then I dried it off with my towel I had laying on the bed. Once I dried off Euphoria I simply laid him in the claim shell and slipped it back into the box it arrived in.

Euphoria is only compatible with water based lubes only, since this has a silicone head. If you want to use a silicone lube that is up to you but I would spot test first.

When it comes to packaging you get your basic packaging you usually get from Cal Exotics, simple clear plastic box with a plastic clam shell inside that holds your toy. The packaging is in no way discreet, it states on the package that Euphoria is a Luxurious Silicone Massager and you can clearly see it through the package.

I will describe each side of the package as I see it I won't include everything word for word but it will give you an idea of what is on the package.

Front
On the front of the package you will see a decent size clear spot where you can see the massager around that, you will see a pretty design that you can still see through. Some of the words on the from are: 7-Function LUXE Euphoria as well as the trademark of i7 levels of sensation.

Side 1
You will see right into the box an you will see a side of the Euphoria on this side you will be able to see the controls very easily. Below on the bottom of this side you will also see the bar code.

Back
In FIVE different languages on the back it tells you that Euphoria is made of Luxurious body safe silicone, has satin finished controller, easy push controls,7 functions of vibrations,pulsation as well as escalation right up to the auto-off button.

Side 2
Shows a picture of the Euphoria with the control panel as well as showing the head of the massager. It repeats a good bit of information that other parts of the packaging states.

Bottom
When it comes to the bottom of the package, you will find Copyright information as well as information about where Cal Exotics is located. You can find their direct website on the bottom as well. Euphoria was made in China and is marketed as a Novelty Item only.




I found absolutely no type of instructions in the box, I found very little information pertaining to how to use this on the outside of the package as well. The outside packaging does state that this uses 2 AAA batteries and that they should be removed when the toy isn't being used. The packaging states to wash BEFORE & AFTER each use as well as using a water based lube for maximum pleasure. Make sure that the battery cap is securely in place before use as well.

In my honest opinion Euphoria isn't worth the cost they are asking, I didn't get off using this at all. I had a hard time getting the "nose/beak" positioned just right to even reach my clit, which I didn't succeed on doing. I was let down with the buzzy vibrations. I am not too sure that I will be using Euphoria again. I used this solo for clitoral stimulation while using a dildo I got for review from another company. In the end I ended up pulling out my Salsa to help finish up the job.