Average size, average shape, average function...so what is special about this plastic dick? Well, just read the name... Power Penis. That should give it away, but just in case I'll tell you what makes this thing special... 2 C batteries. Yep, I said "C" batteries, and 2 of 'em. Not AAA or even AA, but C sized batteries. Now size isn't everything if you don't know how to use it, and this motor knows how to use it. The motor pulls some pretty impressive power out of those two batteries. I've had other vibes that ran off of 2 C batteries... and they had nothing on this red plastic dick.

Okay, so the power is good, but what about the sound? Will my children be able to hear this thing through the walls? I'd say no. How about my lover asleep next to me, will he wake up from it's noise? Well... I don't have a lover in my bed, so who knows. I did the sound test for "bees" and it can be heard (easily) through a thick comforter, but not through a closed door unless, of course, you are using this one inch from the door... then maybe. Since it is not a "soft hum" however, I rated it 3 bees, though I feel it is somewhere between 2 and 3, just closer to the 3 than the 2.

When it comes to feel, taste, and smell, it is like any other hard plastic toy. There is no taste, no smell, and it feels hard and cool but warms quickly. Any lube is fine, so just use your favorite. When it comes to cleaning, use soap and water or toy cleaner... just keep it out of the water. It would be easy for this toy to be waterproof, but it lacks the rubber O-ring seal to keep water out. I prefer to use my Before and After Toy Cleaner and wipe it clean, this way I know I am not risking water getting inside the toy and damaging it.

I said this dick is average in size, but what exactly does that mean? Average can have different meanings to different people. Well the girth is 1 3/8 inches in diameter and the length (insertable) is 6 3/4 inches.

As far as the shape of the toy... yes, it is straight and, no, it does not hit the g-spot very well. I didn't think it would work very well for g-spot when I picked it out, so I wasn't disappointed at all. I wanted this toy for a thrusting toy, mainly to serve me during warm up. The tapered tip makes insertion effortless, and the head of the realistically shaped penis has a pretty nice ridge on it that can be quite stimulating during shallow penetration. I can't say that the veins did much for added stimulation for me as I really didn't notice them much during use.

Because this toy has no flanged base it is NOT safe for anal play, and I would urge against using it for this. Lube is slicker than we think sometimes, and asses are surprisingly strong. So be safe, no flange means no butt play.

This toy isn't really shaped the best for clit use, but it has the deep powerful vibrations that my clit loves. The tip is a good size for pinpointing the power to the right little button, but I found the veins to be more distracting than stimulating on my clit.

There were a few reasons why I wanted this toy. Firstly there were the batteries the toy uses, and secondly there was the low price. Plus I wanted something simple, easy to use, and effective that I could just grab and fuck myself with in a hurry. I found it, and have been very pleased with this toy.

As far as I could count there are either 5 or 6 different levels of vibration, though I wasn't certain as it is dial controlled. The dial seems to work very well and is actually smoother to operate than other dial controlled vibes I've owned. For having such a low price, the toy actually seems very good quality. I’ve been using mine a lot since getting it, and I haven’t had any problems with it so far.

My batteries have been lasting quite well. I didn’t have any fresh batteries, so these had seen about 2 hours of use from another toy of mine, and I’ve put at least 3 hours of use on them in this vibe. They are still going strong. Do remember to remove the batteries from your toys after each use to avoid potential battery drain and corrosion.

This red plastic dick has been a nice surprise for me and a welcome addition to my toy box. I would recommend this as a great basic vibe that gets its job done.

As a final note, I’d like to remind everyone to condom up for sharing, as hard plastic isn’t technically sterilizable :)