About the Alladin 2

The Alladin 2 is made of TPE. It is more porous than silicone and therefore you should use a condom if you choose to share this toy. It can be cleaned using hot water and toy cleaner. Since TPE is porous a condom should be used when the toy is being shared. TPE is jelly like so everything, I mean it, everything sticks to it. Wash before and after use, and sometimes during too.

The packaging, one of the clear molded boxes you would find hanging on a rack at a brick and mortar store, is interesting, but really cannot be used in any manner. The Alladin 2 packaging has a genie lamp base drawn on the paper backing in the package and the toy makes up the rest of the package… creative. Unfortunately, while creative, the package was less than I would expect from such a unique looking toy. There was no set of instructions, user hints, nothing in the box. I was very disappointed because I had a few questions I wanted answered. I still am not sure.

The bullet is a 7 function long bullet made to fit inside either the vaginal or clitoral stimulation areas. The packaging says to use lube when putting the bullet in. I found it to be a waste of lube, but if you skip it the TPE acts as a vacuum, holding on to the bullet.

I was also less than pleased with the fact that the bullet uses TWO N batteries. A lot of toys using N batteries came with the batteries for the first round. Most people do not have that size and have to make a trip out to get them… as I did, and I was hopping MAD about that. I truly believe that the least the manufacturer could have done, since there was no instructional material in the packaging, was include the first set of batteries.

Use of the Alladin 2: Let me begin with this is the coolest design. Now, for the actual execution of play... not so cool; awkward at best is more like it. Basically the toy is one long strip with the pleasure parts.

Clitoral Stimulator: The clitoral stimulator...where do I begin? It all went really wrong here. You can't have the bullet in both the vaginal and clitoral simulators at once; I used a second bullet. The clitoral stimulator has little ridges on it and you can place the bullet in there as well for added vibration. I enjoyed the clit stimulation as a stand alone product, but when I tried to rub against the bumps (they look like little speed bumps) the rest of the toy would pop out of place and I would have to start all over again. It is located perfectly, which is why I am so disappointed by the outcome. I might still be willing to cut off that part and use it as a sleeve for the bullet.

Vaginal Stimulator (used as a vibrator or dildo 2.5 inches insertable length): The vaginal part of the toy wasn't as bad; interesting really. There isn't much insertion there, but there is a good level of girth. I was not overly impressed though, because the thickness of the material around the bullet is so high it lowered the vibrations. I do have to admit that the bullet did provide some strong vibrations. Because of the length of the insertable part of the toy I was not fully stimulated by the vibrations. Plus every time you move or breathe it falls out. I really think if the insertable length was longer this part of the toy would be flawless.

Anal Stimulator… looks like a really small mini plug, smaller than a thumb, with a little pointy thing at the end.

Because the material is so Jelly like (it's TPE) the anal toy bubble thing was extremely difficult to work with. I ended up overly frustrated and therefore very disappointed. There is a cute little probe thing on the end of the tiny plug that did NOT want to cooperate in this review (and I tried the damn thing like six times). The plug part of the toy is really small, so if you like anal penetration, this is not your thing. I just couldn’t keep the bulb from flopping over, and if I did get the bulb in - the vaginal part came out, and vise versa. I wish the Anal stimulator was larger, or at least more firm to allow penetration.

The Bullet: The bullet is the ONLY redeeming quality I could find. No cords, one control button on the end. Long, and deep vibrations. I was very well impressed with this bullet and it will happily be stored forever with the others in my little jewelry box.

I was so excited when I got the Alladin 2! I opened the box and grabbed my box-o-batteries and set to work. Nope, I needed N batteries... yeah, I don't keep too many of those lying around. I had to go buy some, then, I was set to go. I tried the toy out, but every time I moved, even a little, the insertable parts popped out. I couldn't get the Anal bulb in at all because it is so soft. The toy slipped out of my hands like ten times and I had to re-clean it over and over.

Ugh, where do I even begin on this waste of a toy? I am seriously wondering if you can recycle TPR. I still like the bullet (although it is more like a mini vibe than a bullet), and I do find myself using it. The bullet has proven to be useful with my vac-u-lock dong (I so hate that word). The bullet fits right into the attachment hold, and the toy can be converted to a very low grade vibrator.

The main part of he Alladin 2 is just a massive waste. I still can't quite figure it out all the way, and in my personal opinion if you need written instructions for a basic toy that isn't meant as kinky, well, something is seriously wrong.

So, nope, I still hate this toy to the point that I wouldn't ever even give it to an enemy...it is just not something to waste your time or money on.