Water-based lubricant
by Icon Brands

Cum?! More Like PreCum

If you are looking for something that you could possibly use in a squirting dildo you might want to look into this but if you are looking for a good lube for play or sex look elsewhere.
Published:
Pros
Water Based
Cons
Thin
Runny
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

Squirting Cum Lube is manufactured by Icon Brands this lube is made to mimic cum, for me however, it reminded me more of precum.

The package states that the lube is best used with their Rocco Squirting Cock, that Eden doesn't carry at this time. If you don't own a squirting dildo no worries, you can use this lube as just that a lube. You can use Squirting Cum Lube with your toys or even with a partner. I used this lube solo with my Mustang dildo.

The best use for Squirting Cum Lube would be if you had a dildo that was able to cum or when you needed added lubrication. You can use this lube during masturbation,foreplay or sex with a partner. I wouldn't recommend this an as anal lube though as it isn't very thick.


There are some allergy concerns with this lube, as it contains parabens I will cover that in the ingredient section.

The Squirting Cum Lube would work for male or female bodied looking for an extra oomph of wetness in their sexual experience.
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Squirting Cum Lube has the texture and feel of precum thin,watery and slimy feeling. This product isn't thick at all. When it comes to dispensing the lube, I am able to hold the bottle upside down without any lube coming out. If you shake the bottle a little a drop will come out or you can squeeze the bottle. If you squeeze the bottle be careful as this will easily come out when pressure is applied.

When it comes to staying in place that is a huge NEGATIVE, be prepared to chase your lube down unless you are pouring it in your hand to apply it that way. I knew the lube was thin and had the consistency of water but, I was hoping it would have clung to my dildo. I poured Squirt Cum Lube onto my Mustang and right down the shaft an on to the bed my lube went.

I personally didn't find this lube greasy or sticky at all. I was able to wipe it off my hands with just a towel with nothing left behind. With most water based lubes if the area the lube was applied get wet before you wash it off with soap and water, the lube usually reactivates itself this one however does not do that.
    • Thin
    • Smooth

Taste / Aroma

Since this isn't listed as an edible lube, I didn't taste it so I can't tell you what it actually tastes like. I don't recommend using this for oral play since it doesn't say edible anywhere on the package.

I did find that Squirting Cum Lube has a light scent to it. The scent reminds me of a handsoap I have used in the past. While this lube has a slight scent to it, I don't find it very strong or off putting.
    • Light smell

Performance

Sadly, I found the Squirting Cum Lube didn't really last that long for me it lasted maybe 2-3 minutes and that is pushing it. Normally I get worked up thinking about getting off that I have already started my natural lubrication process. I made sure I wasn't already in that process before using the lube to try to get an accurate timing of how long it lasted. Not even 2-3 minutes into playtime I felt the slight drag of my dildo letting me know I had to get to getting myself natually lubricated or find another lube.

Squirting Cum Lube is easy to clean up, you can clean it up in a few ways. I just simply used a baby wipe to clean it off myself and that was all I needed. There was no need to run to the shower or to get a wet wash cloth to clean up with. Cleaning Squirting Cum Lube off my Mustang was just as easy a simple spray down with my favorite toy cleaner and a wipe down with a towel.

I honestly would have to say that the best part of this lube is it is so easy to clean up. I can't say anything else good about it.

I found that when leaving the bottle in the plastic clam shell where it was laying on its side, that some of the ingredients settled leaving a white residue on the side. I even shook the lube up without the residue moving from the side of the bottle.

I would have to say that the not so great thing about the Squirting Cum Lube could be that it is just to thin and watery. If I am going to be using a lube I wanted it to be thick and stay in place, as well as last longer then a few minutes. If I was having sex with my partner and we had to reapply ever few minutes I believe it would kill the mood. If you are looking for a lube to be used anally I wouldn't consider this as it is pretty much the consistency of water.



There are allergy concerns when it comes to the ingredients, you can find the ingredients listed below as well as pictured below.

Ingredients:
Purified Water
Propylene
Calcium Carbonate
Diazolidinyl Urea
Hydro-xyethylcellulose
Methylparaben
Propylparaben

With this being a water based lube it can be used with all toys from silicone,jelly,TPR,metal,glass and rubber. No matter the material this lube can be used with the toy.


The Squirting Cum Lube also has an expiration date stamped on the bottom of the bottle. I got my bottle in January 2013 and it expires in September 2015. So this has a pretty decent shelf life. If you notice a change in color or odor that doesn't match the color/scent when you got it disguard the lube.
    • Allergy concerns
    • Reapply often

Packaging

Squirting Cum Lube comes overly dressed if you ask me. It arrives in a plastic calmshell that has the bottle of lube enclosed inside with a paper insert. Once you snap openthe clamshell you can pull the bottle of lube out and toss or recycle the plastic case. You will a clear bottle with a red and white label that is nowhere near discreet. To open and use this lube you will first need to unscrew the black cap and remove the safety seal, if this seal is missing or damaged please don't use it. Once you remove the seal screw the top back on and you are ready to go. This bottle has a push down/popup top for easy dispensing.



I personally wouldn't travel with Squirting Cum Lube as it is NOT discreet at all. If you wish to travel with this you should know that it is under the 3oz rule for TSA if you are flying with it and want to keep it in your carryon bag.
    • Does not leak
    • Not discreet
    • Travel friendly

Experience

I hate giving negative reviews but not every review can be positive, I wanted to like this lube but I just couldn't. It doesn't really memic cum to me it reminds me more of precum. With it being so thin and not staying in play as well as not lasting very long I was let down big time. I more then likely won't get anymore use out of this lube.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: XxFallenAngelxX
    - I think I'll pass on this stuff!
  • Contributor: Kitka
    Great review, definitely not something I'd invest in but interesting nonetheless!
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! This sounds too thin for my taste.
  • Contributor: melissa1973
    Great review, I'll be passing this up.
  • Contributor: *Camoprincess*
    Thanks for reading,commenting and voting
    If this wasn't an assignment I wouldn't have tried it, this isn't something I would waste money on
  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Does not seem even worth to give a try in the Squirting cock I got.I want cum not precum that defeats the purpose. Great review, thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: raffi
    interesting
  • Contributor: Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: married with children
    great review, thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: surreptitious
    The runniness actually sounds pretty awful. Thanks for reviewing!
  • Contributor: kurtster79
    This sounds pretty horrible won't be ordering this when it comes available
  • Contributor: ImaGodiva
    Eww. Just eww.

    Great review though!
  • Contributor: Somewhere Out There
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: *Camoprincess*
    JustLikeHeaven-I don't think would work in Squirt "/ even though I can't attempt it cause my bulb got yucky and they toy was too big for me.

    To everyone else thanks for reading
  • Contributor: K101
    Very strange lube! Thanks for the great review on it. I think I will stick with my Liquid Silk! Lol. It really feels natural to me anyways.
  • Contributor: *Camoprincess*
    Kendra-This is indeed a very strange "lube" I am not a fan of it and wouldn't recommend it to anyone
  • Contributor: Hummingbird
    2-3minutes? That's all it lasted and it sounds like you were being generous in the timing. At my age I definitely need a lube that lasts longer without feeling the drag so soon. Thanks!
  • Contributor: *Camoprincess*
    Yes this lube I was being generous with on the time frame. I didn't like this lube at all I prefer my Sliquid lubes over this any day
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